Astrid and Ruffnut talk about these things, in my head at least,
1. WHICH WEAPON IS BETTER.
2. I LEARNED A NEW FIGHTING MOVE, LET’S TRY IT OUT.
3. MY DRAGON CAN FLY FASTER THAN YOURS, WANNA RACE TO FIND OUT?
4. WHY IS YOUR BOYFRIEND’S BUTT SO FLAT? LIKE, SHEESH ASTRID.
5. HEY, CHECK OUT MY NEW SCAR. IT’S STILL BLEEDING A BIT.
6. ASTRID, QUIT TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH HICCUP SO MUCH AND LET’S WRESTLE BECAUSE CLEARLY I’M MORE STRONGER THAN YOU.
7. GODS, IF IT WASN’T FOR US, THE BOYS WOULD BE DEAD, LIKE, AGES AGO.
8. NO, SERIOUSLY, WHY IS HIS BUTT SO FLAT?
9. NO, BABY ZIPPLEBACKS ARE TEN-TIMES MORE CUTER THAN BABY NADDERS.
10. BUTTS.
“Pretty accurate.”
